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OMING EVENTS
Moscow Ballet’s Great Russian Nutcracker, Dec. 12, State Theatre, APRIL BARTHOLOMEW/THE MORNING CALL ADVICE GODDESS
Easton. 610-252-3132, www.statetheatre.org.
The Nutcracker by Pa. Youth Ballet, Dec. 12-13, Lehigh University, The Snow Queen (right) and Snowflakes grace the stage at He’s getting
Zoellner Arts Center, Bethlehem. www.bglv.org Repertory Dance Theatre’s 2014 production of ‘The Nutcracker’ lippy about
The Nutcracker by Repertory Dance Theatre, Dec. 12-13, Miller at Miller Symphony Hall in Allentown. Its show this year is Dec. her plumping
Symphony Hall, Allentown. www.millersymphony.org. 12 and 13, along with several more ‘Nutcrackers’ that weekend.
Scythian, Dec. 12, Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. Q: My boyfriend just said, “Your lips get
www.steelstacks.org. Souper Bowl, Jan. 23, ArtsQuest Center. Bethlehem, www.steel- bigger and smaller. What’s going on?”
Bach Choir of Bethlehem Christmas Concert, Dec. 12, First Pres- stacks.org.
byterian Church of Allentown. www.bach.org, 610-866-4382. The Amish Outlaws, Jan. 29, Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, I admitted that I’ve been getting them
Joe Piscopo, Dec. 12, Sands Bethlehem Event Center. www.sandsev- Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. injected with fillers.
entcenter.com. Bach at Noon, Feb. 9, Central Moravian Church, Bethlehem,
Bach Choir of Bethlehem Christmas Concert, Dec. 13, First Pres- www.bach.org. He hinted that I should stop, saying, “You’re
byterian Church of Bethlehem. www.bach.org, 610-866-4382. Aaron Lewis, Feb. 11, Sands Bethlehem Event Center. 800-745-3000, too hot. You don’t need it.” Do I really need to
Celtic Women, Dec. 13 Sands Bethlehem Event Center, 800-745- www.sandseventcenter.com. kick the habit?
3000, www.sandseventcenter.com. Tony n’ Tina’s Wedding, Feb. 12-14, 19-20, Musikfest Cafe, Arts-
Sancho: An Act of Remembrance, Dec. 14, Williams Center, Easton. Quest Center, Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. —Smoochy
williamscenter.lafayette.edu. Philly Home Show, Feb. 12-14 and Feb. 19-20, Pa. Convention Cen-
Jazz Upstairs: Eric Mintel Quartet, Dec. 18, Miller Symphony Hall, ter, www.phillyhomeshow.com. A: If your boyfriend
Allentown. 610-432-6715, www.millersymphony.org. Def Leppard, Styx, Tesla, Feb. 17, PPL Center, Allentown.
Jimmy and the Parrots Holiday Parrot Party, Dec. 18, Musikfest www.pplcenter.com. wanted to kiss some-
Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. Vocalosity, Feb. 17, Schaeffer Auditorium, Kutztown University.
Twelve Twenty Four, Dec, 28, Lehigh University, Zoellner Arts Cen- www.kutztown.edu/events. thing inflated, he’d make
ter. 610-758-2787, www.zoellnerartscenter.org. Legally Blonde: The Musical, Feb. 18-21, Cedar Crest College, Allen-
Kevin Hart, Dec. 29, PPL Center, Allentown, www.pplcenter.com. town, www.cedarcrest.edu/stage. out with his tires.
PeepsFest, Dec. 30-31, SteelStacks,Bethlehem. www.steelstacks Janet Jackson, Feb. 19, Sands Bethlehem Event Center. 800-745-
.org. 3000, www.sandseventcenter.com. There’s a reason you
The Red Elvises’ New Year’s Eve Spectacular, Dec. 31, Musikfest Chippendales, Feb. 20, Sands Bethlehem Event Center. www.sands
Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. eventcenter.com. feel compelled to join
The Craig Thatcher Band presents The Music of Cream, Jan. 2, Masters of Illusions “Believe the Impossible,” Feb. 21, Sands
Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. Event Center, Bethlehem. 800-745-3000, sandseventcenter.com. the reality-star-led pa-
Allentown Indoor Auto Race, Jan. 2, PPL Center, Allentown. Il Volo, Feb. 21, State Theatre, Easton. 800-999-7828, www.
www.pplcenter.com. statetheatre.org. rade of women duck-
Boogie Wonder Band, Jan. 8, Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Lil Wayne, Feb. 23, Sands Bethlehem Event Center.
Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. billing it up — as op-
Pennsylvania Farm Show, Jan. 9-16, Pa. Farm Show Complex and
Expo Center, Harrisburg. www.farmshow.state.pa.us. posed to going in for a Amy
Dancing with the Stars: Live!, Jan. 10, Sands Bethlehem Event nostril enlargement.
Center. 800-745-3000, www.sandseventcenter.com. Men evolved to prefer Alkon
Bach at Noon, Jan. 12, Central Moravian Church, Bethlehem, women with plump lips. Advice Goddess
www.bach.org.
Joe Bonamassa, Jan. 14, State Theatre, Easton. 610-258-7766, It turns out that the
www.statetheatre.org.
Philly Home & Garden Show, Jan 15-17, Greater Philadelphia Expo features men across
Center at Oaks, www.phillyhomeshow.com.
Ben Bailey, Jan. 16, Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. cultures find beautiful are those that give
www.steelstacks.org.
Criss Angel’s The Supernaturalists, Jan. 16, State Theatre, Easton. them the best shot of passing on their genes. THE MORNING CALL THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2015
610-252-3132, www.statetheatre.org.
2016 AMSOIL Arenacross, Jan. 22-24, PPL Center, Allentown. Biopsychologist Victor S. Johnston, who
www.pplcenter.com.
studies the biological basis of human facial
attractiveness, finds that full lips on a woman
(along with small jaws and a small chin) are
associated with low androgens (male hor-
mones) and elevated levels of the female hor-
mone estrogen.
That’s a combination that translates to
higher fertility.
In other words, big pillowy lips are basically
a message from nature’s ad agency: “Wanna
have descendants? Pick me — not some thin-
lipped Lizzie.”
Continued from 38 Fri. .. Winter Wonderland Tours: 10 a.m.-5 p.m. However, there are full lips and lips full of
Once Upon a Christmas: 2 p.m. See Fri. See Dec. 3.
10,000 Christmas lights synchronized to Pip The Mouse Before Christmas: 12:30, Yuletide Feast: A European Christmas: stuff some plastic surgeon injected in them,
music. The light show begins every 20 min- 1:30, 2;30 p.m. See Dec. 3. See Dec. 10
utes. (Dec. 12 and 19 include a Christmas Take Dance Presents “Footsteps in the For information on community breakfasts and any plastic surgery that can be spotted as
hymn sing, 5 p.m.). 5:30-8:30 p.m. Through Snow” and “Linked”: Takehiro Ueyama and dinners, club meetings and other com-
Dec. 29. Christ’s Church at Lowhill UCC, 4695 choreographed piece explores the tribal munity events, please see the Community such is usually a turnoff to men.
Lowhill Church Road, New Tripoli, free, 610- celebration of humankind. 8 p.m. Musikfest Calendar on page 36.
360-4281. Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, SteelStacks, 101 Deadline for submissions is noon Wednes- You might as well get a tattoo that says, “Hi,
Magical Fireside Christmas Extravagan- Founders Way, Bethlehem, $20, 610-332- day, eight days before publication. Email
za: 4-9 p.m. See Fri. 3378, steelstacks.org. goguide@mcall.com.; Mail: Calendar, Go I’m insecure!”)
Mannheim Steamroller: 7:30 p.m. Santan- The Christmas Gazebo: 8 p.m. See Fri. Guide, The Morning Call, P.O. Box 1260, Allen-
der Performing Arts Center, 700 Penn St. , The Nutcracker Ballet: 7 p.m. See Fri. town PA 18105-1260. Submit online: the- So, tempting as it is to keep up with the
Reading, 800-745-3000. Under the Tree: A Century of Holiday morningcall.com/submitevent. Log in to your
Merry Christmas, George Bailey!: 8 p.m. Trees and Toys: 10 a.m.-5 p.m. See Dec. 3. themorningcall.com account. If you don’t Kardashians, you’ll be more attractive to your
See Dec. 3. Victorian Holiday Tours: 10 a.m.-4 p.m. See have one, click on “Create an Account.”
Model Train Exhibit: 12:30 p.m., 1:30 p.m., Dec. 3. boyfriend if you don’t seem to need to.
2:30 p.m., 3:30 p.m., 4:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m. See White Christmas: 8 p.m. See Fri.
Best of all, to accomplish this, all you have
to do is avoid spending hundreds of dollars to
look like you just got out of a heavy make-out
session with the vacuum cleaner.
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Moscow Ballet’s Great Russian Nutcracker, Dec. 12, State Theatre, APRIL BARTHOLOMEW/THE MORNING CALL ADVICE GODDESS
Easton. 610-252-3132, www.statetheatre.org.
The Nutcracker by Pa. Youth Ballet, Dec. 12-13, Lehigh University, The Snow Queen (right) and Snowflakes grace the stage at He’s getting
Zoellner Arts Center, Bethlehem. www.bglv.org Repertory Dance Theatre’s 2014 production of ‘The Nutcracker’ lippy about
The Nutcracker by Repertory Dance Theatre, Dec. 12-13, Miller at Miller Symphony Hall in Allentown. Its show this year is Dec. her plumping
Symphony Hall, Allentown. www.millersymphony.org. 12 and 13, along with several more ‘Nutcrackers’ that weekend.
Scythian, Dec. 12, Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. Q: My boyfriend just said, “Your lips get
www.steelstacks.org. Souper Bowl, Jan. 23, ArtsQuest Center. Bethlehem, www.steel- bigger and smaller. What’s going on?”
Bach Choir of Bethlehem Christmas Concert, Dec. 12, First Pres- stacks.org.
byterian Church of Allentown. www.bach.org, 610-866-4382. The Amish Outlaws, Jan. 29, Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, I admitted that I’ve been getting them
Joe Piscopo, Dec. 12, Sands Bethlehem Event Center. www.sandsev- Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. injected with fillers.
entcenter.com. Bach at Noon, Feb. 9, Central Moravian Church, Bethlehem,
Bach Choir of Bethlehem Christmas Concert, Dec. 13, First Pres- www.bach.org. He hinted that I should stop, saying, “You’re
byterian Church of Bethlehem. www.bach.org, 610-866-4382. Aaron Lewis, Feb. 11, Sands Bethlehem Event Center. 800-745-3000, too hot. You don’t need it.” Do I really need to
Celtic Women, Dec. 13 Sands Bethlehem Event Center, 800-745- www.sandseventcenter.com. kick the habit?
3000, www.sandseventcenter.com. Tony n’ Tina’s Wedding, Feb. 12-14, 19-20, Musikfest Cafe, Arts-
Sancho: An Act of Remembrance, Dec. 14, Williams Center, Easton. Quest Center, Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. —Smoochy
williamscenter.lafayette.edu. Philly Home Show, Feb. 12-14 and Feb. 19-20, Pa. Convention Cen-
Jazz Upstairs: Eric Mintel Quartet, Dec. 18, Miller Symphony Hall, ter, www.phillyhomeshow.com. A: If your boyfriend
Allentown. 610-432-6715, www.millersymphony.org. Def Leppard, Styx, Tesla, Feb. 17, PPL Center, Allentown.
Jimmy and the Parrots Holiday Parrot Party, Dec. 18, Musikfest www.pplcenter.com. wanted to kiss some-
Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. Vocalosity, Feb. 17, Schaeffer Auditorium, Kutztown University.
Twelve Twenty Four, Dec, 28, Lehigh University, Zoellner Arts Cen- www.kutztown.edu/events. thing inflated, he’d make
ter. 610-758-2787, www.zoellnerartscenter.org. Legally Blonde: The Musical, Feb. 18-21, Cedar Crest College, Allen-
Kevin Hart, Dec. 29, PPL Center, Allentown, www.pplcenter.com. town, www.cedarcrest.edu/stage. out with his tires.
PeepsFest, Dec. 30-31, SteelStacks,Bethlehem. www.steelstacks Janet Jackson, Feb. 19, Sands Bethlehem Event Center. 800-745-
.org. 3000, www.sandseventcenter.com. There’s a reason you
The Red Elvises’ New Year’s Eve Spectacular, Dec. 31, Musikfest Chippendales, Feb. 20, Sands Bethlehem Event Center. www.sands
Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. eventcenter.com. feel compelled to join
The Craig Thatcher Band presents The Music of Cream, Jan. 2, Masters of Illusions “Believe the Impossible,” Feb. 21, Sands
Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. Event Center, Bethlehem. 800-745-3000, sandseventcenter.com. the reality-star-led pa-
Allentown Indoor Auto Race, Jan. 2, PPL Center, Allentown. Il Volo, Feb. 21, State Theatre, Easton. 800-999-7828, www.
www.pplcenter.com. statetheatre.org. rade of women duck-
Boogie Wonder Band, Jan. 8, Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Lil Wayne, Feb. 23, Sands Bethlehem Event Center.
Bethlehem. www.steelstacks.org. billing it up — as op-
Pennsylvania Farm Show, Jan. 9-16, Pa. Farm Show Complex and
Expo Center, Harrisburg. www.farmshow.state.pa.us. posed to going in for a Amy
Dancing with the Stars: Live!, Jan. 10, Sands Bethlehem Event nostril enlargement.
Center. 800-745-3000, www.sandseventcenter.com. Men evolved to prefer Alkon
Bach at Noon, Jan. 12, Central Moravian Church, Bethlehem, women with plump lips. Advice Goddess
www.bach.org.
Joe Bonamassa, Jan. 14, State Theatre, Easton. 610-258-7766, It turns out that the
www.statetheatre.org.
Philly Home & Garden Show, Jan 15-17, Greater Philadelphia Expo features men across
Center at Oaks, www.phillyhomeshow.com.
Ben Bailey, Jan. 16, Musikfest Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, Bethlehem. cultures find beautiful are those that give
www.steelstacks.org.
Criss Angel’s The Supernaturalists, Jan. 16, State Theatre, Easton. them the best shot of passing on their genes. THE MORNING CALL THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2015
610-252-3132, www.statetheatre.org.
2016 AMSOIL Arenacross, Jan. 22-24, PPL Center, Allentown. Biopsychologist Victor S. Johnston, who
www.pplcenter.com.
studies the biological basis of human facial
attractiveness, finds that full lips on a woman
(along with small jaws and a small chin) are
associated with low androgens (male hor-
mones) and elevated levels of the female hor-
mone estrogen.
That’s a combination that translates to
higher fertility.
In other words, big pillowy lips are basically
a message from nature’s ad agency: “Wanna
have descendants? Pick me — not some thin-
lipped Lizzie.”
Continued from 38 Fri. .. Winter Wonderland Tours: 10 a.m.-5 p.m. However, there are full lips and lips full of
Once Upon a Christmas: 2 p.m. See Fri. See Dec. 3.
10,000 Christmas lights synchronized to Pip The Mouse Before Christmas: 12:30, Yuletide Feast: A European Christmas: stuff some plastic surgeon injected in them,
music. The light show begins every 20 min- 1:30, 2;30 p.m. See Dec. 3. See Dec. 10
utes. (Dec. 12 and 19 include a Christmas Take Dance Presents “Footsteps in the For information on community breakfasts and any plastic surgery that can be spotted as
hymn sing, 5 p.m.). 5:30-8:30 p.m. Through Snow” and “Linked”: Takehiro Ueyama and dinners, club meetings and other com-
Dec. 29. Christ’s Church at Lowhill UCC, 4695 choreographed piece explores the tribal munity events, please see the Community such is usually a turnoff to men.
Lowhill Church Road, New Tripoli, free, 610- celebration of humankind. 8 p.m. Musikfest Calendar on page 36.
360-4281. Cafe, ArtsQuest Center, SteelStacks, 101 Deadline for submissions is noon Wednes- You might as well get a tattoo that says, “Hi,
Magical Fireside Christmas Extravagan- Founders Way, Bethlehem, $20, 610-332- day, eight days before publication. Email
za: 4-9 p.m. See Fri. 3378, steelstacks.org. goguide@mcall.com.; Mail: Calendar, Go I’m insecure!”)
Mannheim Steamroller: 7:30 p.m. Santan- The Christmas Gazebo: 8 p.m. See Fri. Guide, The Morning Call, P.O. Box 1260, Allen-
der Performing Arts Center, 700 Penn St. , The Nutcracker Ballet: 7 p.m. See Fri. town PA 18105-1260. Submit online: the- So, tempting as it is to keep up with the
Reading, 800-745-3000. Under the Tree: A Century of Holiday morningcall.com/submitevent. Log in to your
Merry Christmas, George Bailey!: 8 p.m. Trees and Toys: 10 a.m.-5 p.m. See Dec. 3. themorningcall.com account. If you don’t Kardashians, you’ll be more attractive to your
See Dec. 3. Victorian Holiday Tours: 10 a.m.-4 p.m. See have one, click on “Create an Account.”
Model Train Exhibit: 12:30 p.m., 1:30 p.m., Dec. 3. boyfriend if you don’t seem to need to.
2:30 p.m., 3:30 p.m., 4:30 p.m., 5:30 p.m. See White Christmas: 8 p.m. See Fri.
Best of all, to accomplish this, all you have
to do is avoid spending hundreds of dollars to
look like you just got out of a heavy make-out
session with the vacuum cleaner.
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